Defamations - I Love You More Than The Cat Greeting Card

"I Love You More Than the Cat!" (Well... Almost) - The Purr-fectly Irreverent Greeting Card

Declare your affection with a dose of hilarious honesty! This Defamations greeting card, measuring 115 x 160 mm, boldly states, "I love you more than the cat! (Well... almost)." It's the perfect way to express your love with a touch of playful sarcasm that's sure to get a genuine laugh.

Why this card will have them snorting with laughter:

Relatable Humor: Cat lovers everywhere will appreciate the hilarious "almost" disclaimer.

Blank Inside for Your Personal Touch: Add your own witty message or inside joke for maximum impact.

High-Quality, Eco-Friendly Paper: Feel good about your purchase knowing it's printed on sustainable materials.

Australian Designed and Printed: Support local creativity and craftsmanship.

Rustic Kraft Envelope Included: Complements the card's cheeky charm.

Defamations: Where Sass Meets Sentiment

Defamations creates greeting cards that are delightfully dirty, deviously funny, and guaranteed to elicit an embarrassing snort-laugh. We believe in celebrating life's moments with a dose of unfiltered humor and a touch of heartfelt sentiment (even if it's slightly backhanded).

Give the gift of laughter (and a little bit of feline-themed rivalry). Order your "I Love You More Than the Cat!" card today!