Defamations - You Can Be Anything You Want Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday. You Can Be Anything..." - The Hilariously Honest Birthday Card

Let's face it, birthdays are a time for celebration... and a touch of playful reality! This Defamations greeting card, measuring 115 x 160 mm, delivers a dose of witty honesty with the message, "Happy Birthday. You can be anything you want...except be young again." It's the perfect card for those who embrace aging with a sense of humor and a hearty laugh.

Why this card is a birthday win:

Relatable and Humorous: Captures the universal experience of aging with a playful twist.

Blank Inside for Your Personal Touch: Add your own witty message or inside jokes to amplify the laughter.

Quality and Sustainability: Printed on eco-friendly paper, because even age-related humor can be kind to the planet.

Australian Designed & Printed: Support local creativity and craftsmanship.

Rustic Kraft Envelope: Complements the card's honest and humorous vibe.

Defamations: Turning Birthdays into Hilarious Milestones

Defamations creates greeting cards that are delightfully dirty, deviously funny, and guaranteed to elicit an embarrassing snort-laugh. We believe in celebrating life's moments with a dose of unfiltered humor and a touch of playful sarcasm.

Give the gift of laughter and a memorable birthday chuckle. Order your "Happy Birthday. You Can Be Anything..." card today!115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Happy Birthday. You can be anything you want...except be young again. These delightfully dirty and devious cards are filled with just the right amount of sass and sarcasm to make anyone snort-laugh embarrassingly. Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.