Defamations - What Goes Up Birthday Card

"What Goes Up But Never Comes Down?" - The Birthday Card That Delivers a Hilarious Reality Check!

Get ready to deliver a birthday punchline with this Defamations greeting card! Measuring 115 x 160 mm, it hits them right where it counts with the cheeky riddle, "What goes up but never comes down? Your age! Happy Birthday You Ole Slappa'." It's the perfect card for those who appreciate a good dose of age-related humor and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves.

Why this card is a guaranteed birthday hit:

Witty and Relatable: The riddle format adds a playful twist to the age-old birthday joke.

Blank Inside for Personalized Sass: Add your own witty message or inside jokes to amplify the laughter.

Quality and Sustainability: Printed on eco-friendly paper, because even playful jabs can be kind to the planet.

Australian Designed & Printed: Support local creativity and craftsmanship.

Rustic Kraft Envelope: Complements the card's bold and humorous vibe.

Defamations: Turning Birthdays into Hilarious Roasts

Defamations creates greeting cards that are delightfully dirty, deviously funny, and guaranteed to elicit an embarrassing snort-laugh. 1 We believe in celebrating life's moments with a dose of unfiltered humor and a touch of playful sarcasm.  

Give the gift of laughter and a memorable birthday roast. Order your "What Goes Up But Never Comes Down?" card today!